Per a recent article on CNN.com –

As a Wal-Mart in Long Island, New York opened at 5 a.m. for the beginning of the Black Friday sale, kicking off the Christmas shopping season, a mob of thousands rushed through the doors trampling a man to death.

The temporary-employee, who was trying to open the doors, was knocked to the floor by the rushing crowd and was stomped on by hundreds of frenzied shoppers. Paramedics were called to the site and were bumped and jostled as they tried to help the man. The 34 year-old man was pronounced dead upon arrival at the hospital.

Merry Fuckin’ Christmas all of you deranged, insensitive, inconsiderate, selfish brutes who couldn’t control yourselves that morning. You should all be very proud and your children should worship at your feet Christmas morning as they open up whatever all-important gift item it was that you prized above the life of fellow human being this holiday season. Jesus Christ would be exceptionally proud of you as well.

In additional news contained in this CNN story, two fucking morons shot and killed each other inside of a California Toys “R” Us on Friday.

Congratulations, you two fine upstanding role models. You’ve definitely earned a Darwinism Award in my opinion. You stupid dead twats.

Read the full, kinder CNN.com article here.

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