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		<title>Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!</title>
		<link>http://mezzemuff.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Sieve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you take the word &#8220;merry&#8221; and trace its roots, you might find it implies not only joy and happiness but it also alludes to being a bit tipsy or drunk. I, for one, have no problem with that at all &#8212; and so I wish you all the Merriest of Christmases!
May the New Year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Los Angeles County Wildfire Satellite Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Sieve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t live in Los Angeles County &#8211; in fact I don&#8217;t even live in California &#8211; but it&#8217;s hard not to get a little bit interested in their seasonal wildfires. They seem to be very frequent and create significant media buzz. These fires scorch hundreds of thousands of acres of forest land in Califormia [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Brevity of Life</title>
		<link>http://mezzemuff.com/2009/05/the-brevity-of-live/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 05:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Sieve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout my youth, I have had a delusion of immortality – a naive denial of the brevity of life. I doubt that this is at all uncommon. In fact, it&#8217;s probably how the majority of us humans exist.
To slow down and think about how brief life is, for us and for all beings, is not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An old, comfortable pair of Clarks loafers</title>
		<link>http://mezzemuff.com/2009/03/an-old-comfortable-pair-of-clarks-loafers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Sieve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a very comfortable and well broken in pair of Clarks loafers. They are my favorite shoes but there is one problem: they stink.
It started with the original insoles. When they wore out I replaced them with a pair of fancy &#8220;support&#8221; insoles. These were made of a sort of foam &#8230; and they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Military laser weapon &#8211; now ready for deployment!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Van Sieve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin&#8217; laser beams attached to their heads!
- &#8220;Dr. Evil&#8221; in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997
We may not be able to put lasers on the heads of sharks yet but Northrop Grumman has just announced the for-real availability of a [...]]]></description>
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